Here's my wonderfully
So last night, I had my friend over. We shall call her Jessica. Because that's her name. My mom was at home, too. It so happened that I took my shower late, because we'd just gotten back from the movies. My mom was sleeping, and Jess was lazing about on the computer. The shower floor was not-so-innocently planning my demise. I slipped, fell backwards onto the corner of the tub, and pulled the shower curtain rod directly on top of my head. Ouch.
I got up, fully expecting to have to fend off cries of "Oh, dear Katherine, are you all right?" (Okay, maybe not *quite* that. *g*)
When I finally got everything fixed and myself clean, I came out of the bathroom to find my mom snoozing away, and Jess still drowning in the Internet.
Jess: "Oh, that was you? Huh."
My mom this morning: "Oh, I thought that was in your room. I'm sorry. Don't forget to clean the cat pan today."
My butt hurts.
*smooches to all*